COmo te gane el polaco te corto los huevos!! Aprieta el culo!! Are they cheering him?? Quién me manda... Španieli, nie? I will overlap you all :p Mejor taban pañando hierva Yep! Corre corre que te pillo :D
Det er langt bedre at bruge to skistave end én!
So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
I make-a you the best Ravioli in a can. It's A so good you gonna slap you mama!
I'm fatman
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
No, I'm not the Flash. I'm the Flesh.
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
TV? not in my house!
Ha ha ha, du var morsom:)
Ya viste los dientes de suarez?
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I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
Forget Gotham. It's national pankcake day at IHOP!
Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
For the last time, Stop asking me to join LinkedIn!!!
Spiderman, Spiderman, drinks because he's a broken man!
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
It's a wonder I lived this long.
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
Halo halo haloooooo
I want me pot of gold! I wonder if I can swap him for a normal child?
prometo portarme bien
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.
Fyren stoer i veien. Jeg tjener ingen ting , untat en krone. jeg slutter, men hvordan paker jeg dene greia. kommer du eller vi kjører en anen vei.
hvorfor er tankeboblen min så stor
vent eg e fanga hjelp ha den dusten eg hjelpe han aldri emmmmm nei
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.