So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
hello szeli
I make-a you the best Ravioli in a can. It's A so good you gonna slap you mama!
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
I'm fatman
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
PLz give me food.
No, I'm not the Flash. I'm the Flesh.
pibe! Que es sólo un amigo y que fue un beso de hermano. Confía en mi che! si, si...De todos dices lo mismo. ¿tú crees que yo me limpio el culo con piedras o qué?
TOtoro, Pelusa, Rober ya no nos quiere.... Deja que lo vea y lo morderé... Me he quedao pasmaoooooo
Bloody pigeons
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
Hallo ik ben Jordy Hallo ik ben Kelly Hallo ik ben Mata Wij gaan naar de middelbare school! Spannend he...! Hallo ik ben Dizzy van Bob de bouwer, en ik ben de schoolbus. Wie moet er naar het Ostrea Lyceum? ik !!! instappen allemaal we gaan!
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
Forget Gotham. It's national pankcake day at IHOP!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
For the last time, Stop asking me to join LinkedIn!!!
Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
helló szeli
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
It's a wonder I lived this long.
Spiderman, Spiderman, drinks because he's a broken man!
no puede ser esttoy muy
Halo halo haloooooo
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.
ben ik schattig maauw
is dat moelijk
Beta, do you like someone? You tell me! What the... how does she know??
chacho bringas!!!! ¿seguro que esto frena bien? tu agárrate por si acaso... ¿ños viste la morena del banco? agarrense chiquillos
This thing is heavy. Can someone deflate it for me?
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.