Quel dommage, il a utilise etait si doux Je ne sais vraiment pas quoi faire Je nái aucune idee
CHAU! , me llamo Catalina. Cha
I'm fatman
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
Forget Gotham. It's national pankcake day at IHOP!
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
For the last time, Stop asking me to join LinkedIn!!!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
I want me pot of gold! I wonder if I can swap him for a normal child?
Spiderman, Spiderman, drinks because he's a broken man!
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
Halo halo haloooooo
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
They killed Tigger! You bastards!!!
Holy moly! I shot a big one! Enough rat for everyone to eat!
This thing is heavy. Can someone deflate it for me?
My daddy has the best sense of humor.
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?
I'd like to thank God...I mean The Deflator
a co tu tak ładnie ?
Quasi, quasi scendo, chè non mi sembra l'autobus per Waterloo..
So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
Totoro, Pelusa... desead un feliz cumple a Kokoro Kokoro, trae esa patita, trae... Pero habrá cosas ricas si lo hacemos? errrr... malta por ejemplo. Sois un par de impresentables!!! Venga!!! FELIZ CUMPLE KOKORO!!
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.
eten ieuw wat zit er in mijn brooddoos! wat doen die nu? nou wat een lekker drankje
I'd rather be crucified than poop out more eggs.
I feel more like a man when I wear women's panties and shoes. TMI
People make the best pets. LULZ!!!
If u didn't like avengers 2, then u hate 'Merica.