Mustard from Rome Onions from Central Asia Pickles from India Ketchup from China Ground beef from America Bread from Egypt Felix
I want me nan. Waaaaa!
Sometimes I look at meself in the mirror and think - God, I want to have sex with you.
70,000K on cosmetic surgery and it was all worth it!
When I win Celebrity Big Brother, I'll be a STAR!
Come on boys, it's all free !
So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
Must...stop... watching...cat...videos!
I'm auditioning for The Walking Dead
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
Nan, nan, they booted me out of the house, Waaaaa !
I'm dead fuckin' classy aren't I !
Δράμα αρνάκι άσπρο και παχύ
I am NOT Phil Collins
I've got balls!
Mummy was the people's princess you know Slag Dirty cow
CHEERS OTT
use XURA SMSC (and optimize your happiness)
CHEERS OTT
I make-a you the best Ravioli in a can. It's A so good you gonna slap you mama!
FMB, I was fine until I had an OttPhaal !
Hey, thanks for wearing the joke ears I bought you for Christmas Best present I ever had babe What a pair of total twats !
I'm fatman
I really like my new glasses!
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
Cheers Ott YA Bazzer !
No, I'm not the Flash. I'm the Flesh.
CHEERS OTT Reckon I'm next?
Don't pretend that you don't know
I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!!
CHEERS OTT Come away Melinda...
CHEERS OTT
CHEERS OTT
Cheers Ott. I ain't goin' yet ya bazzer!
CHEERS OTT
CHEERS OTT
SAVE THE OTTKIN !
Pint o' Speshhhhh
Help, I can't swim