that moment when your pulling faces with friends
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
It's a wonder I lived this long.
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!!
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
No, I'm not the Flash. I'm the Flesh.
Forget Gotham. It's national pankcake day at IHOP!
For the last time, Stop asking me to join LinkedIn!!!
I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
In case of an emergency you can use me as a flotation device.
Knock it off, Luke! Or I'll show you the dark side of the back of my hand.
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
Hello my name is Framboise !!
Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
Spiderman, Spiderman, drinks because he's a broken man!
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
Halo halo haloooooo
I want me pot of gold! I wonder if I can swap him for a normal child?
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.
They killed Tigger! You bastards!!!
Holy moly! I shot a big one! Enough rat for everyone to eat!
This thing is heavy. Can someone deflate it for me?
Nowadays I prefer eating over running.
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?
I'd like to thank God...I mean The Deflator
My daddy has the best sense of humor.
So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.
mamam tuh begini caranya vroh njir.. jatah gw diembat juga!
Das liegt mir am Herzen.....
I'd rather be crucified than poop out more eggs.
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