hello szeli
So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
Must...stop... watching...cat...videos!
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
I make-a you the best Ravioli in a can. It's A so good you gonna slap you mama!
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
I'm fatman
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
No, I'm not the Flash. I'm the Flesh.
Hallo ik ben Jordy Hallo ik ben Kelly Hallo ik ben Mata Wij gaan naar de middelbare school! Spannend he...! Hallo ik ben Dizzy van Bob de bouwer, en ik ben de schoolbus. Wie moet er naar het Ostrea Lyceum? ik !!! instappen allemaal we gaan!
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
helló szeli
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
Forget Gotham. It's national pankcake day at IHOP!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
For the last time, Stop asking me to join LinkedIn!!!
Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
Beta, do you like someone? You tell me! What the... how does she know??
chacho bringas!!!! ¿seguro que esto frena bien? tu agárrate por si acaso... ¿ños viste la morena del banco? agarrense chiquillos
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
It's a wonder I lived this long.
no puede ser esttoy muy
Spiderman, Spiderman, drinks because he's a broken man!
ben ik schattig maauw
is dat moelijk
Halo halo haloooooo
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.
I know exactly how this works
Damos una vueltecita este finde Que va tio. Si este finde es la Concentración de Torrijos .. ¡¡¡ YO NO ME LA PIERDO !!!!!
This thing is heavy. Can someone deflate it for me?
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.
I want me pot of gold! I wonder if I can swap him for a normal child?
They killed Tigger! You bastards!!!