je suis le roi du monde!!!!
Siempre...cinco días después del tuyo Poco antes de la quedada pandilleros....verdad?? Tendré que recordarte el mío? Se acordará de mi p..o cumpleaños?? PIKI, los nuestros fáciles...mismo mes. Seguro que no falla. Bien CHEMA...eres un sol. El próximo sin retrasos...jejejejej Gracias majas...tomo nota. Fdo. Chema
I'm fatman
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
It's a wonder I lived this long.
Forget Gotham. It's national pankcake day at IHOP!
I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
For the last time, Stop asking me to join LinkedIn!!!
Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
Spiderman, Spiderman, drinks because he's a broken man!
Halo halo haloooooo
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.
In case of an emergency you can use me as a flotation device.
No, I'm not the Flash. I'm the Flesh.
I want me pot of gold! I wonder if I can swap him for a normal child?
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.
They killed Tigger! You bastards!!!
Holy moly! I shot a big one! Enough rat for everyone to eat!
This thing is heavy. Can someone deflate it for me?
Knock it off, Luke! Or I'll show you the dark side of the back of my hand.
Incroyable, le chat du voisin
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?
I'd like to thank God...I mean The Deflator
So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
My daddy has the best sense of humor.
Das liegt mir am Herzen.....
I'd rather be crucified than poop out more eggs.
Hello my name is Framboise !!