So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
Must...stop... watching...cat...videos!
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
Det er langt bedre at bruge to skistave end én!
I make-a you the best Ravioli in a can. It's A so good you gonna slap you mama!
I'm fatman
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
No, I'm not the Flash. I'm the Flesh.
Waseck had more of a killer instinct than me. I can't wait to kill those Nazi scum!
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
Ha ha ha, du var morsom:)
I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
Spiderman, Spiderman, drinks because he's a broken man!
Forget Gotham. It's national pankcake day at IHOP!
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
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Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
For the last time, Stop asking me to join LinkedIn!!!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
Ya viste los dientes de suarez?
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
It's a wonder I lived this long.
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
Halo halo haloooooo
I want me pot of gold! I wonder if I can swap him for a normal child?
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.
They killed Tigger! You bastards!!!
COmo te gane el polaco te corto los huevos!! Aprieta el culo!! Are they cheering him?? Quién me manda... Španieli, nie? I will overlap you all :p Mejor taban pañando hierva Yep! Corre corre que te pillo :D
Holy moly! I shot a big one! Enough rat for everyone to eat!
This thing is heavy. Can someone deflate it for me?
prometo portarme bien