mamam tuh begini caranya vroh njir.. jatah gw diembat juga!
I'm fatman
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
Forget Gotham. It's national pankcake day at IHOP!
y fait chaud j'ai soif bussus le 12/06/15 18h avec iris
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
For the last time, Stop asking me to join LinkedIn!!!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
Do you know that there are 12 felines endangered?
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
I want me pot of gold! I wonder if I can swap him for a normal child?
Spiderman, Spiderman, drinks because he's a broken man!
Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
Halo halo haloooooo
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
They killed Tigger! You bastards!!!
Holy moly! I shot a big one! Enough rat for everyone to eat!
This thing is heavy. Can someone deflate it for me?
My daddy has the best sense of humor.
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?
I'd like to thank God...I mean The Deflator
So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
Barátom szombaton ilyen nagy buli lesz a smartwell-en bekészítem a fürdőnadrágom
a co tu tak ładnie ?
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.
Quasi, quasi scendo, chè non mi sembra l'autobus per Waterloo..
I'd rather be crucified than poop out more eggs.
I feel more like a man when I wear women's panties and shoes. TMI
People make the best pets. LULZ!!!