Les juro que nunca vuelvo a organizar un pinshi concierto!!!! Ajá... Y luego???
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
Holy moly! I shot a big one! Enough rat for everyone to eat!
This thing is heavy. Can someone deflate it for me?
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?
I'd like to thank God...I mean The Deflator
They killed Tigger! You bastards!!!
Halo halo haloooooo
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
Mais non désolé, je regrette, j'ai cacher quelque chose delicieux por tu dois le trouver.
Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
DUH!
I feel more like a man when I wear women's panties and shoes. TMI
If u didn't like avengers 2, then u hate 'Merica.
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
hola como stas
People make the best pets. LULZ!!!
So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.
CACHOZORRITO ¿QUIERES ESCUCHAR UN CUENTO?
There you go again. Acting like a damn fool.
I'd rather be crucified than poop out more eggs.
Must...stop... watching...cat...videos!
Hey Milo, hoe vind je mijn nieuwe ketting??? Zou er dit jaar opnieuw een WK zijn? Ik ben er klaar voor:) Heeeelp, deze doos is veel te klein.
Esta es la historia de Jorge un joven alcoholico Este es Alejandro su amigo Amigo cambia, deja el alcohol No,no lo dejare Este es Jhon el hermano de Jorge Ayuda a tu hermano Si, lo ayudare Hermano levántate vamos para la casa No, no iré a ningún lado
Need HBOGO Account! Must watch Game of thrones!!!
I love Daredevil! Cuz he uses echolocation! Like me!
I confess! I'm a chronic Masterlicker!
Do you have a cigarette
CHRCHLI
Fact: Women love playing games. So if you wanna get some buy a board game, dog!