call the aspca! this is so not cool!
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
...geen vitamientjes vandaag.......
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
Holy moly! I shot a big one! Enough rat for everyone to eat!
This thing is heavy. Can someone deflate it for me?
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?
I'd like to thank God...I mean The Deflator
trek je niks aan wat hij zegt hij mag lekker met roxy blijfen schat oke ik hou van je
They killed Tigger! You bastards!!!
Halo halo haloooooo
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
Les juro que nunca vuelvo a organizar un pinshi concierto!!!! Ajá... Y luego???
Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
DUH!
I feel more like a man when I wear women's panties and shoes. TMI
If u didn't like avengers 2, then u hate 'Merica.
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
People make the best pets. LULZ!!!
So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
hola como stas
Mais non désolé, je regrette, j'ai cacher quelque chose delicieux por tu dois le trouver.
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.
There you go again. Acting like a damn fool.
CACHOZORRITO ¿QUIERES ESCUCHAR UN CUENTO?
I'd rather be crucified than poop out more eggs.
Must...stop... watching...cat...videos!
Need HBOGO Account! Must watch Game of thrones!!!
I love Daredevil! Cuz he uses echolocation! Like me!
Do you have a cigarette
CHRCHLI
I confess! I'm a chronic Masterlicker!
Hey Milo, hoe vind je mijn nieuwe ketting??? Zou er dit jaar opnieuw een WK zijn? Ik ben er klaar voor:) Heeeelp, deze doos is veel te klein.