Szia Picurka! Isten éltessen, boldog születésnapot kívánok! Még Keresztapunál lakok, de nemsokára hozzád költözök.
I'm fatman
ingilizce cok eglenceli
donem boyu cok eglendik
call the aspca! this is so not cool!
I can't believe he stood me up. Thanks OKcupid!
Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Good boy. So good. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me. Sometimes I think he loves that dog more than me.
This is the best day of my life! Somebody kill me!
Be sure to get Mitten's crotch in the shot. Good idea, Bae! I hope this never goes online!
Su-prise!! Jar Jar gonna bees in da new STARs WARS movies!!!
I need friends. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co-- MOO!! Haha! That's a good one, Larry!
Forget Gotham. It's national pankcake day at IHOP!
It's a wonder I lived this long.
For the last time, Stop asking me to join LinkedIn!!!
Dijeron: si pestañeas te lo pierdes... y así me quedao!!!
Got an extra ticket to see bill cosby. Who wants it!
Gosh, hun. Our dog has the best looking taint I've ever seen. Aww, it's sooo cute!
Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! Thanks North Korea! And Seth Rogen!
Dear Jesus, can u hook me up w/ your HBO Go? Missing Game of Thrones.
Halo halo haloooooo
Spiderman, Spiderman, drinks because he's a broken man!
I'll be happy to advise you on paying your taxes.
This thing is heavy. Can someone deflate it for me?
In case of an emergency you can use me as a flotation device.
No, I'm not the Flash. I'm the Flesh.
I want me pot of gold! I wonder if I can swap him for a normal child?
You want me to stand in line to get you an Apple Watch? You cray cray.
je suis le roi du monde!!!!
Siempre...cinco días después del tuyo Poco antes de la quedada pandilleros....verdad?? Tendré que recordarte el mío? Se acordará de mi p..o cumpleaños?? PIKI, los nuestros fáciles...mismo mes. Seguro que no falla. Bien CHEMA...eres un sol. El próximo sin retrasos...jejejejej Gracias majas...tomo nota. Fdo. Chema
They killed Tigger! You bastards!!!
Holy moly! I shot a big one! Enough rat for everyone to eat!
I'd like to thank God...I mean The Deflator
My daddy has the best sense of humor.
I make-a you the best Ravioli in a can. It's A so good you gonna slap you mama!
Knock it off, Luke! Or I'll show you the dark side of the back of my hand.
So What if my ex and her new boyfriend live with me for free? I'm just being nice.
That's right. I get ALL the chicks. Jealous?